He thought at first of striking up an acquaintance with some of the lounging, idle, disappointed fleas of the town, to find out from them which laundry she patronized, so that he might arrive like a male Cleopatra rolled up in some intimate article of her apparel. His wholesome pride rejected this backstairs approach. He dallied for a shuddering moment with the fierce temptation to perch on the cuff of an autograph hunter, and make a Fairbanks leap upon her as she signed the book. «To spring upon her!» he muttered. «To wreak my will upon her regardless of her cries and struggles! To plunge my cruel proboscis into her delicate epidermis!» But Gavin O'Leary was no brutal, cowardly rapist. There was something upright and manly in his nature that demanded he meet his mate as a friend and as an equal. He was fully conscious of the immense social gulf that lay between a poor, unknown flea and a rich and famous film star. Painful as the thought was to him, he did not avert his eyes from the racial barrier. But to Gavin barriers were made to be over-leaped. He felt that he must be recognized as a fellow being, and respected as … as what? «Why, that's it!» he cried as the inspiration struck him. «Respected as a fellow artist! Who has not heard of performing fleas? Whenever did a troupe of players travel without a numerous companionship of my dark, brittle, and vivacious kin?»

The decision made, nothing remained but to crash the studios, as the ambitious phrase it. Gavin had certain misgivings at the thought of permitting an agent to handle him. The only alternative was to mingle with the ranks of shabby extras who hung about the gates of Blynda's studio in the hope of being called in on some emergency. Fortune favors the brave; he had not been waiting there many weeks when an assistant director dashed out, crying in an urgent voice: «Say! Any of you guys got a performing flea? Anybody know where I can hire one?»

The word was spread. The extras on the sidewalk began to search themselves hastily. Genuine professional flea masters patrolled the boulevards rounding up and corralling their troupes, which they had, with the inhumanity of their kind, turned out to forage for themselves during the bad times. While all this brouhaha was spreading through the town, with «Yipee i ay! Yipee i ay!» re-echoing from Gower Street to Culver City, Gavin boldly entered the studio, and took up a point of vantage on the producer's desk. «At least,» thought he, «I am first in the queue.»

Some flea masters soon entered, carrying their recaptured artistes in pill boxes and phials. Gavin surveyed his rivals, and saw that every one of them bore the indefinable stamp of the bit player. He could hardly suppress a sneer.

When all were assembled: «We've got a part here for the right flea,» said the producer. «It's not big, but it's snappy. Listen, this flea's going to have the chance to play opposite Blynda Blythe. It's a bedroom scene, and there's a close two-shot. He's going to bite her on the shoulder in a lodging-house scene. Say, where are your fleas from, feller?»

«Dey're Mex, boss,» replied the impresario he had addressed. «Mexican flea, him lively, him jumpa, jumpa …»

«That's enough,» replied the producer coldly. «This scene's laid in the East, and when I shoot a scene it's authentic. You can't fool the public these days. Come on, boys, I want a New England flea.»

As he spoke he spread the contract out before him. A babble rose from the flea masters, all of whom swore their fleas had been bred on Plymouth Rock and raised on none but Lowells, Cabots, and Lodges. While they still argued, Gavin dipped his proboscis in the ink bottle and scrawled his minute signature on the dotted line.

The effect was electrifying. «The darned little guy!» said the producer. «He's got what it takes. While all you fellers are shooting off your mouths, he muscles right in and gets his moniker on the contract. Reminds me of the time when I broke into this industry,» he added to a sycophant who nodded smiling agreement. Gavin was hurried on to the set, where his coming was eagerly awaited. «You wouldn't like your stand-in to do this scene, Miss Blythe?» said an over-obsequious assistant. Gavin's heart sank.

«No,» said Miss Blythe. «When it's a champagne scene, I want real champagne, and when I get bitten by a flea I stand for a real flea bite.»

«Get that written down and over to the publicity department,» said the producer to another hanger-on. «O.K., Jack,» to the director. «I'll watch you shoot.»

«Better run it over once or twice in rehearsal,» said the director. «Somebody stand by with a glass of brandy for Miss Blythe.»

«It's all right, Benny,» said Blynda. «It's for my art.»

«Look how it is, Blynda,» said the director, taking up the script. «This is where you've walked out on Carew, just because you're nuts about him. You want to see if he'll follow you down to the depths. You're yearning for him. And you're lying on the lodging-house bed, crying. And you feel a bite, just where he kissed you in the scene we're going to shoot when that goddam Art Department gets the country-club revel set done. Get the point, Blynda? You feel the bite. For a moment you think it's Carew.»

«Yes, Jack. I think I see that. I think I understand.»

«And, Jesus! you turn your head, hoping against hope it's him …»

«… and it's only the flea!» she nodded gravely. «Yes, I can feel that. I can play it.»

«Bet your life you can play it! Okay, get on the bed. Where's Make-up? Got Miss Blythe's tears ready?»

Blynda waved the crystal vial aside. She shook her head and smiled bravely at the director. «I shan't need phony tears, Jack. Not if it's Carew.»

At these words a look and a murmur passed through all the numerous company. Actors and technicians alike felt sympathy and admiration for the plucky girl, for her unrequited real-life passion for the handsome, sneering leading man was no secret. In fact it was the subject of almost hourly bulletins from the Publicity Department.

It was whispered that «Repressed Carew,» as he was nicknamed by the psychology-conscious younger set of Hollywood, was a man contemptuous of love in any form whatever. Only those who had seen him at his mirror knew that he made an exception in favour of his own supercilious profile. This was the man Blynda hopelessly adored, and Blynda was the girl Gavin was about to bite.

Next moment the director had said a quiet word to his assistant, and the assistant, like a human megaphone, blared the command to the farthest corner of the vast sound stage. «QUIET for Miss Blythe and Mr. Gavin O'Leary rehearsing.»

Gavin's heart swelled. To become at one stroke a successful film actor and a happy lover is enough to intoxicate a more down-to-earth personality than a flea's. Blynda pressed her face to the pillow and wept. Her delicious shoulder blades heaved with emotion, and Gavin stood ready for the leap. He wished only that he had a delicate scrap of cambric, that he might wipe his proboscis and fling it into the hands of a nearby grip. He felt the gesture would have shown a nice feeling.

His regrets were cut short by a crisp word: «Mr. O'Leary!» He sprang high into the air, landed and struck deep.

«Boy! did you see that jump?» cried the director to the producer. «Watch him bite! The little guy gives it all he's got.»

«Make a note for me to get him under long-term contract,» said the producer to his secretary.

«What the hell am I doing on this floozy's shoulder?» murmured Gavin in a petulant voice. «I wonder when this fellow Carew is going to make his entrance.» Forgive him, reader! It was the drink speaking.

At that very moment a deep, rich jocular voice was heard. «Hey, what goes on here? New talent, eh? Stealing my scene!»